Profile (unverified):
Psuedopod/ameobic form factor Intelligent, curious Symbiotic/parasitic Resistant to electricity Resistant to ballistics Does not breath, breathes water or merely hyper-efficient Abnormal, enhanced speed and strength Range from benign to malicious when threatened
Preliminary conclusions:
- It CAN subvert and/or alter the human mind/body (source: B.R. Spivey, Allen fam, various strange behavior and time/memory lapses)
- It MAY have impregnated human females and spawned undocumented lifeforms (source: Scott Adams reports JA pregnant, 3wks = 6 mo)
- It MAY be armed, or pursuant to above, subverting armed humans as foot soldier (source: Scott Adams reports 'muzzle flashes')
- It MAY be able to fly, accompanied by strange lights (or, MAY indicate MJ-12 presense)(source: Bob Gum, resident) It MAY have willing human accomplices (or, MAY indicate MJ-12 presense)(source: bogus YouTube video - fabricated to dissuade genuine investigation?)
Until we learn more, I'm issuing the following precautionary Directives to H cell:
- Test Kits: Establish and distribute leucopararosaniline spray compound for field testing.
- Food & Water: No local food or water. Packaged/imported food only.
- Firearms: Carry unloaded or replace first live round w/ blank. No silencers.
- Team Screening: Test w/ leucopararosaniline. Infected persons will voluntarily disarm (and disband if ordered).
- Buddy System: Two-man teams. No exceptions.
- Comm-Perimeter: Call-in to secure shared band every 1/2 hour. Submit daily activity reports to A.
- Locals: Do not harm, but do not trust.
- Pregnancies: Test w/ leucopararosaniline (discreetly). Infected persons will be quarantined.
A, please prepare clean-up resources and spin control. This place needs a serious cover story once we're done. Be advised, containment breach likely.
H, I would say play it by the book, but we're writing it as we go. Stay alert out there.
M, proceed under your own authority. Advise precaution.
Hannibal H-Cell Lead
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